Wednesday, July 22, 2009 10:41 PM
welcome new members !-AZURE♥---
yes . haven update . but . welcome -.-
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Friday, July 17, 2009 5:06 PM
song changed. so it wont be so bored :B
would load abit slow , but thr's still music o_o !
-AZURE
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Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:41 PM
bored :D -AZURE
for you oreo (rad) :D
jy for your psle :) ! ♥
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Its sooo dead D:-AZURE--------ok anyway , Im back to audi :) so , hooray !
recruiting starts this sat/sun .
so on9 ok !
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:42 PM
BACKS FOR A DAMN LONG TIME x.x
Myy internet spoil -.- then must share with my damn sister x.x
And Azure :3
THE BLOG IS KIND OF DEAD >__>
LOL yeahh.....
With Loves,
BENGBENG (L)
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 6:44 PM
yes . im back . well , for awhile .
-AZURE---------Sorry for the long mia(s) . & there'll still be more . Currently not that active :o all thanks to the great
Mr Khoo aka Gay Green Monster , whose constantly treating my
class like
slave labours and doing all sorts of work .
From journal work to class work to homework and to projects
and to assignments .
YES. WELCOME BACK TO HELL .& to top it all off , i've now 7projects in my hands . untouched .
good grieve . . .
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If anyone of u is like ... playing
Left4Dead , f.e.a.r (2), CS or wdv crap
steam games ,
add me !
x-CHOLE :D !
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 6:27 PM
ahhh.. school . . .-AZURE---- sorry bikini.bottom-nians @_@this few days very very inactive in audi D: psps Labels: so sry Dx
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Sunday, July 5, 2009 3:41 PM
Just killing time until 6pm (:
-AZURE----
New Planet Found!Astronauts have discovered a new planet 5 million km away from mars! This planet has a bluish glow and is roughly the same size of earth. People are naming it Azuriie, after the great AZURE. Scientists have also confirmed that there is LIFE on the planet! This is a great discovery! Once we destroy whatever life is there with plasma tanks and bio-bombs, we can commence the great migration, where every single human being on this world will migrate to Azuriie.
Except for all the gays. They can stay and rot.
The properties of the species that are living on Azuriie are going to be revealed soon, so keep your eyes peeled. For now we will continue on the planet itself.
This is the story.
Famous astronaut Swudiwudipudipong and his crew were in a spaceship travelling around and drinking tiger beer, when suddenly it gets as cold as hell. Swudiwudipudipong removes the blinds and looks out to see the strange planet looming before him, blocking out the sun's rays. Everyone shouted, "Wow! Wtf! It's a new planet! We shall name it Azuriie! It's 5 million km away from Mars!"
Unfortunately everyone froze before they could make the journey. But the radio was on, and the people down on earth heard everything. They made a special spaceship with super-heaters, and managed to land safely on Azuriie. It was as cold as dark as the moon, but there was water, trees and small insects! The leader jumped for joy at this discovery, but he soon found out that the gravity on this planet is like that in CS. When you jump, you go high as shit. Everyone was almost 54 times lighter than they usually were. The leader jumped for joy and he floated up slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly. His crew members watched him go up with binoculars.
The leader kept going up until he hit the planet's atmosphere. Now, Azuriie's atmosphere is different from earth's. It is like a glass wall. The leader hit his head against the atmosphere and his blood spewed everywhere like a grotesque christmas decoration. The crew members laughed with joy and continued their journey into this strange planet. Several of them accidently jumped and died the same way, but 2 astronauts survived, and their story is extremely exciting.
Catch it on the next Bikini.Bottom.News TONIGHT!
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>due to popular demands , here's why
Dave MingChang killed his bestfriend .
-AZURE...
ok maybe's theres no reason , but he was sentenced to prison for 2hours .
oh & , for being rude to the officer , he was given a death sentence .
Labels: p.s kinda ran out of brain juice .
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just to spice up some fun .
-AZURE-------------------Boy kills best friend!A 9 year old boy has been arrested for brutally murdering his best friend. His parents freaked out when they saw the charges. When they discovered the truth, they immediately disowned the child. The boy, named Dave MingChang, was brought to the police station to interrogate the child. Here is the interrogation.
Police: Why did you kill this boy?
Dave Mingchang: He stole my damn mickey mouse toy. It was my favourite one too!
Police: So you killed this boy because he stole your toy.
Dave Mingchang: Are you serious? No. I killed him because I wanted to. Got problem , officer?
Police: I request you do not speak so rudely to your elders.
Dave Mingchang: Oh yeah? Then why dont you crawl into a hole and just die?
Police: Alright boy, last chance. Why did you kill this boy, really?
Dave Mingchang: Sigh. I killed him because...
Police: Because?
Dave Mingchang: Because you're such a damn loser. Get a life you n00b.
Police: That's it boy. You're going to prison. Tomorrow you'll be shaking hands with your cellmate and I hope it's a gay.
Dave Mingchang: No officer! I'm truly sorry! I'll tell you how I killed him!
Police: You do that, and I might just give you a chance. Now speak.
Dave Mingchang: I killed him because..
Police: Because?
Dave Mingchang: Because you're such a fatass.
Police: Enjoy prison, you dirty little b!tch.
Dave Mingchang: No! No! I'm sorry officer! I'm just being mad! I'll tell you!
Police: SPEAK NOW YOU LITTLE FREAK.
Dave Mingchang: It's because you wet your pants when you saw a unicorn!
Police: AHHHH YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS!
Dave Mingchang: And you're such a baby. Grow up. I killed him because..
Police: ...
Dave Mingchang: Because my mother had an illness, and he..
Police: ...He?
Dave Mingchang: HE SLAPPED YOUR LITTLE FACE!
Police: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
...
Such is the story.
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^p.s kinda lengthy :\
tag & comment :DLabels: pfft.xD
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Saturday, July 4, 2009 4:58 PM
YO GUYS -Baby-Oreo- HERE IS TRYING TO MAKE THE BLOG ALIVEE!
Hellos guys~
The same thing I'll do every morning, PLAY AUDI!
Its the fun-est game eh~
Played with my friend~
Ok. Now tell story! LOL ~ My teacher told us this story and I liked it alot.
Theres 4 best friend together, christian, sam, alex and tim.
Every year, they will celebrate together , e.g drink wine tgt, play tgt
But one year, christian was sick, so he could not meet sam, alex and tim.
Sam, alex and tim den decided to go w/o christian to celebrate, but when they wants to play cards tgt, they are short of one player. They then saw a stranger, which they never see before siting on a chair reading a magazine with a red wine, alex then asked sam to ask the stranger over with them to play cards.
Quickly, sam walked toward the stranger and politely asked ' Excuse me, me and my friends are playing cards tgt but we are short of one player, do you mind to join us?' ' Yes , of course, why not? ' said the stranger. So sam put his hand out, saying ' My name is Sam. ' When the stranger saw sam's hand out, his face turned pale and he quickly put his hands behind his back and replied ' Sorry sam, I cannot touch your hand, and my name is John. '
And of course, sam feels that john is abit ku ku brain.
Than while alex and tim was setting the cards on the table, john and sam came, politely, alex and tim put their hands out saying ' My name is tim/alex ' When john saw their hands, his hands went back to his back, and replied ' I cannot shake your hands, my name is John' Also, alex and tim felt john was abit ku ku.
They played cards tgt and John was always the winner of the game. It was then getting late and alex went up to john and say ' Wahh john! today your luck very good , keep winning! wah you today win 5000 dollars!' quickly, he shoke john's hand. John face was pale, and he said ' Im sorry alex, but you will die in 24 hours.' Alex think that this guy is kuku, so he said, how could it be? aiyah, dont believe him lahs.
quickly, john ran out and sam ran after john
sam asked john that why did he said this stuff?
John said ' Its true, if you dont believe me, i can prove it to you.'
john went to the back of the place, there's a shaggy dog there finding for food. John went towards the shaggy dog and pat it, took one of the paws and shoke its hands. and said to sam, when i shake humans hand they will die in 24 hours, to animals, 1 hour. after 1hour, you come back here.
sam den went in back to the place where alex and tim was, after drinking for a long time, they was about to go back home. while walking to the carpark, sam remembered wad john told him, he see his watch and it was already 1hour, he quickly told tim and alex to go back 1st. Sam then quickly rush to the back of the place and saw the dog there lying on the floor, he was shocked and went up to the dog to see whether theres any injuries, but there was none, sam than quickly call his friend to help him find all the infomations about john. quickly his friend pass him the thick layer of paper to sam which contains all john's informations. sam read all the papers and realize something about john. It was,
STOPPED! Will continue in the next -EPISODE-THANKYOU! HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STORY!WITH LOVES -Baby-Oreo-XOXO
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:31 PM
-AZURE-ing. OK . that previous post was just to vent my anger on some random noobs who called me
mad for having a
1.4mil bemylover req . i mean if u people cant do it then dun say mad . is you you you nooooob laa.
lol back to the topic .
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Well , to put in some laughter in this
DEAD FAM BLOG ,
lets start of with ME , writing some funny crap that make u laugh :D !
here goes ...
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The
BIKINIBOTTOM.NEWS Guide to Surviving a Zombie Invasion Zombies.
Scientists have scientifically proven the scientific existence of such a creature. Before we begin our tutorial to surviving the apocalyptic dawn of the zombies, we must start by learning about our freakish foes of foom.
Classic ZombieIncreased strength
Slow Immune to most things like bullets, poison, and Cheese Crackers
Loves good healthy brains for dinner (preferably brains of lazy people; less dense brain cells to chew)
Stupid as shit
Modern ZombieNormal strength
Fast Slightly immune to bullets.
Will drop dead in the presence Cheese Crackers
Stupid as shit
ODD ZombieSuper strength
Super fast
Totally immune to everything (except Insectosaurus toys)
Able to totally pwn everything
This one's smarter than dear ol' Albert himself
BIKINIBOTTOM.NEWS predicts that the zombie invasion will occur at approximately 2015, so it is important to pass this guide down to the next generation so that they can survive. BIKINIBOTTOM.NEWS believes that a certain gas known as the Cyrusus Suksors will be released by crazed anarchists and 9/10 of the world's population will mutate into zombies. 60% will become classic zombies, 39.9% modern zombies, and a mere 0.1% as ODD zombies. Still, 0.1% is around... 6 million people. There willl be six million ODD zombies. The world will be doomed. But if you follow completely this tutorial, you might have a chance to survive!
Survivor ClassesThere are different types of survivors. You will have to choose one specialty.
The Melee-Everything-Around SurvivorAs the name suggests, the Melee-Everything-Around Survivor melees everything around. A Zombie's rage will overcome his ability to think, and the zombie will simply rush at you to either bite you (Classic Zombies do this) or hit you (Modern Zombies). At this, you will have to deliver a sharp shove or stab with your knife to any zombies approaching you at dangerous distances. The zombie will rear back, and it will give the other exterminating survivors a chance to kill it.
The SlingerThis survivor is adept at killing zombies with great speed and accuracy. A single projectile to a weak point of the Zombie can end it's reign of terror immediately. The only problem is that the Slinger will have to employ virtually every drop of concentration to have a steady shot. The survivor will have no time to defend itself from Zombie attacks.
The MarksmanA simple survivor with a gun. Although not as efficient at killing Zombies as the Slinger, this bugger will be able to keep Zombies at a distance away, while also able to defend him or herself at close combat.
The WTFBBQ SurvivorThis survivor will run into the middle of a Zombie crowd just to attract attention. Very useful if a diversion is needed. This survivor is crazy.
The Shoot-Everything-That-Moves-Including-Teammates SurvivorIt is recommended that you do not become this survivior...
FormationsTwo people - The Duo of Death One(1) Melee-Everything-Around survivor, One(1) Marksman
Travel side by side Melee-Everything-Around survivor must protect the Marksman . Marksman must shoot everything that moves NOT including your teammates or any other sane humans.
Three People - The Steadies One(1) Melee-Everything-Around survivor, Two(2) Marksman
Travel in Triangle formation. Melee-Everything-Around survivor must protect the two Marksmen Marksmen must shoot everything that moves NOT including your teammates or any other sane humans.
Four People - The Quadruple of Steadies One(1) Melee-Everything-Around survivor, One(1) Marksman, Two(2) Slingers Travel in Square formation Melee-Everything-Around survivor must protect everyone. Yeah, everyone. Marksmen must shoot everything that moves NOT including your teammates or any other sane humans. Maybe shoot a survivor if he or she is being bitchy.
Five People - The LOL Gang Five(1) Shoot-Everything-That-Moves-Including-Teammates survivors. No formation, just shoot everything that moves.
More than five people - The LOLx2 GangEveryone become WTFBBQ survivor. You're sure to make it through the day with that many diversions.
The Classic Zombie is surprisingly immune to Cheese Crackers, but it is still very slow, and can be easily taken out by a chainsaw. The chainsaw must slice directly perpendicular to the ground, and through the neck, taking out various blood vessels that transport the Cyrusus Suksors molecules. This will instantly kill a Classic Zombie, but there are more efficient ways to do the job. For instance, have you ever tried peanuts? If you are any good at throwing things, you might want to consider becoming a Slinger in the Zombie Times. A peanut straight to the left eye of a zombie can short out the pupil, which is the main storage space of the Cyrusus Suksors molecules. The zombie has a 100% chance of going unconscious on the spot. It also has a 0.01% chance to revert back to a human mind. This only works on the Classic Zombies. Another way to kill Classic Zombies is to slap them where it hurts most - that's right - on their knee! The Classic Zombie's bones are rather awkwardly arranged. Slapping them on the knee will immediately create a jolt to the arm that is awkwardly connected to the knee. The arm will then whip back, smashing the Zombie's eye and shorting out the pupil. This is by far the lousiest way to kill a Classic Zombie. This is the best way. Act like a zombie and groan in a zombie-like way. Male zombies will believe that you are a female zombie and they will kill each other to get you. They don't go for the real female zombies because the real female zombies sux. Once they all gather around you, whip out a chainsaw and BRUM BRUM BRUMMM those bastards!
A Modern Zombie is a much more challenging opponent, he will need to be dealt with extra strong Cheese Crackers. Each extra strong Cheese Cracker will act as a single WTFBBQ survivor, it will cause a great great awesome awesome WTFBBQ diversion when thrown. The Zombies will kill each other for a bite, LOL!
If you see an ODD Zombie... just turn into Shoot-Everything-That-Moves-Including-Teammates survivors. You will
1) Slow the ODD Zombie by a few seconds
2) Kill your teammates and save them a whole lot less pain
3) Empty your gun so that the next survivor that picks it up can't use it. It's YOUR gun, why let anybody else shoot it?
OK, that's all for today, folks! Any questions, leave a comment! Thank you for reading The Oddboard Guide to Surviving a Zombie Invasion! Have a great time surviving!
P.S. Everything here is purely fictional. If there is a real Zombie Invasion, eat brocolli. Broccoli, broccolie, broco roco rico pie!
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-AZUREto all those noobs who say 1.4m bml is siao , u can quit audi sua .
and dun say b.b siao -.-
u noooobs .
actually i just uploaded it for fun :x
long time ago . 24june ? i think so .
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