- UNDER THE SEA :DD !

Last post ?

2010-03-16T20:16:00.001+08:00

Closed.
160310 ♥

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but we'll keep the memories ;(

BIKINIBOTTOM :D

2010-03-06T23:56:00.001+08:00

o hai . Altia here .

UPDATING THIS DEAD BLOG -.-
ROFLLOLWTFBBQLMFAODAIWHATCAKENOCHEESEWERAWLOLROTFLOMAU.

2010-01-30T10:01:00.002+08:00

HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO :O
TODAY TODAY IS CIXUAN BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!!! WHEEEEEEE!@#@!#$@#%$
HAPPYY BIRTHDAY GIRL ;D
WAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Happy birthday to you ;D
Happy Birthday tuh youu
Happy birthday to Cixuann :]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!! :DDDDDD

CIXUAN MAY ALL YR WISHES COME TRUE !!!

PS BO PRESENT D: If have cant even meet you xDDDD Jk luhh ;DDDD

xoxo;
beng

2010-01-28T22:23:00.003+08:00

Hello , BikiniBottom Members !
Just a short post before i sleep .
Haha , played a few rounds with NIGHTx3~ Aka JONATHAN ;D .
MIA for so lonq and finally he's back .
Some screenshots below >< .
Stupid NIGHTx3~ was just stoninq most of the time in qame .

Withlove , TANGTANG- (:

2010-01-23T21:18:00.006+08:00

Lol xD BENGGG :D i make pic ^^ :D Took like 2h then later dawn say no night then hai wo redo ;wild

LOL WAHAHHA NICE HORH ;O

Jk ;D

FOR: BB & MEMBERS ;D

ENJOY xD

xoxo;

Beng

Update

2010-01-06T19:26:00.001+08:00

Azure here :)

Please note - I will be mia-ing A_A miss me ♥

2010-01-03T13:09:00.000+08:00

WELCOMEE -x3BERRY- TO FAMM :DDD +++ SHE IS GARY :O LOL X:

*AZURE DON MIA ;wild!!@#@#@*

2009-12-30T11:14:00.012+08:00

Felt bored so when to draw BikiniBottom pics ;O WAhahhaa draw alot ;D Nahh giv you all see ;X

Hope you all like it ;O

VANESSA<33

2009-12-29T15:38:00.006+08:00

Welcome new members to B.B ;D
Ehh we got uhh:
- -HAOMAO
- -MS-xCRYSTAL
- ~RAWR
And and...
-CHERRY ;D Welcome backk Cherry <33 Wahahaaha ;O

{Edited/.}
Ehh Welcome uhh -AZURE back too ;DD

xoxo;
Beng.

2009-12-26T16:47:00.003+08:00

Heyoh Members !~
Tanq is here to update this half dead bloq :X .
Firstly , Conqratulation to our dear two couples in passinq their Weddinq Licence .
Haha , lastlonq forever uh .
Our fam is alive once aqain (: .
And , 5 mil is almost ready to purchase the bulletin .
Lastly , hope all members will try to donate some money to BikiniBottom .
Thankyou ;DD .

banzai !

2009-12-11T23:04:00.001+08:00

go go go go go go go go go go go !

go where ?

well i don't know !

just ,

go go go go go go go go go go go !

2009-12-06T21:49:00.008+08:00

HEYY! :D
Yesterday played audi with TANG jie :DDD!!
Funnn (: Then i took a few ss and saw this 4 is the best among i take de xD
And i write smth on it hope you all can see my writing ITS HORRENDES !!!! x.x

Oh yeahhs!
Welcome our new member! --Angel--Gal (:
-CLAPS- Ermm she's now on holiday until 9 Dec so she wun be active but everyone else be active kayys :D

< Later she hurt us :O!!
*AHHH* -PANICS-!!!

< TANG FA FENG LE!!!

< TANG JIE LEARNING BALLET!!!
:OOOO!!!!!!!
AND SHE KICKS HER LEG SO HIGH AND KNOCK MY HEAD!!! LOOK AT MY FACEE!!! D:*SOBS*SOBS*

< BACKACHE xDD *SCREAMS*-AHHH-
DON LAUGH I KNOW YOU PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING TT_TT
xPP Hahaa
THIS SHOWS TANG IS FLEXIBLE :D

Hahaha :D Thats all (: I hope you like it xDDD!!!

xoxo;
BENG

2009-12-05T13:19:00.004+08:00

Yoz ! Tanq here ;D .

Firstly , Conqrats to ---BENGBENG for beinq our BikiniBottom new master ;D .

Hmmm , Azure and Benq have became active back le .

Hopes to recruit more active members .

And , i will be goinq to chalet on 1Oth to 12th Dec .

So , miqht nort be able to online on these days .

Shall wrtie till here .

Bye ;DD .

Lastly , Sincerely apoloqise to Azure .

I am sorry .

New people

2009-11-20T21:21:00.002+08:00

Heyy :) Azure here ♥

New stuff .
Congrats TangTang for being our new master :D !

& Silence , our new jr master :D

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jr roles will kinda rotate so you'll get to have a chance to be jr at least once for twice :)

* but not master :x *

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so , congrats to tang and silence ! ♥

2009-11-14T20:40:00.002+08:00

Hello all (:
I dont know wad i should post .
Hmmms ..
Played Audition with -AZURE whole afternoon .
It was a kind of surprise upon seeinq her online >< .
I have nort been active recently as no one from this FAM is online ?
And i thouqht most of you have quitted and hop to L4D .
Haha , at least i am qlad to hear from -AZURE that SHE'S PLAYING BACK :D .
Just hope to see more members will be active in this FAM .
Oo .. And , We will be recruitinq members on 23th NOV .
Hope most of the members and JRs will be online >< .

A promise between ME & -AZURE : Will be ACTIVE every year of school holidays (: .

TANGTANG-

2009-11-08T20:23:00.000+08:00

2009-11-07T15:57:00.002+08:00

Hi BENG HERE ;D

PLAYED L4D2 DEMO WITH AZURE TODAY MORNING;D
We ytd say on at 9 am and thats what azure said..
Then i say can anott? you can wake up not?
AZURE said bu yao xiao kan wo -.- then i was like okayokay..
AND TODAY MISS AZURE CAME ON9 AT 11AM++
-.- Then tok to her on mic xD
SO funnnnyyyy
GUESS WAD???? WE HAD FANS CHASING US YOU KNOW???(AWESOMEEEE AIN'T IT?)
Not really chasing lurhh they comparing whos hand longer xD ! then azure went to use her char turn around then let the zombies touch her butt xD HAHAHAAA;X
Then the stupid charger came and destroy our fans with his BIG FAT HAND!! D:<
Noww less fans xD
The smoker was to shyy!! Once he sticks out his tongue. He cant catch us he run away T_T Saddedd D:
then when i gtg today cuz going tampines cuz nid tuh find jeans.__.
B4 leaving -.- AZURE WENT TO SHOOT ME UNTIL I FALL THEN NID HER TO SAVE MEEE -.-
THEN SHE WENT TO TAKE THE BULLATOK THING YEAHHS DONO HW SPELL BUT IT CONTAINS FIREEEE!!!!!(AHHHH FIREEE!!!)
THEN SHE THROW AT ME =.= THEN SAY SHE BBQ-ING ME =.=
*ANGRYS*
Then later she smsed me say she owned me =.= pffft! PISSED OFFFF >_>
AIya then jus played 5? Quick matches (: fun funfun AWESOME I LOVE ITTTTT ;DDDDDDDD
Ayaaaaa wish azure on now TT_TT sadded ;#
Dono if shee gt take our ytd fans the ss (: hope got then ask her postt..
Oh yah the when we shove our fans awayy gt hands in the door and ermm leg? and half of the charger's bodyy xD FUNN!!!

AND YOU THINK IT JUS SOUND FUNN? ACTUALLY IT IS WAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D!!!!
COME JOIN? LOL Now WE JUS PLAYINGG DEMO :DDDD SADDED RAD DON WANNA JOIN!! D: SHE'S MISSING ALL THE FUNN ;D HOPE LATER AZURE CAN N EARLIER (: LOVESSSSS BENG<33

OMG :D

2009-11-05T22:36:00.002+08:00

HELLO ! Azure here .

! haha . Great welcomes to our new arrivals . Made in china :x
l4d, anyone ? Me & Beng F> people to play on l4d.
Think you're ready for expert ? JOIN US :D !
p/s we're still training :p

NEWCOMERS

2009-11-05T18:23:00.000+08:00

HELLO NEWCOMERS. WELCOME :D
HAVE FUN LOL. !!!!!

2009-11-03T20:16:00.002+08:00

YOH xD
Beng here ayeeeee ;D!

Currently trying to download the damn audition PISSED OFF!@@!@#
91% Scarly cant wrk I'm gonna be siaoo liaoo \o/...

Played maple like 30 mins++? With Azure YOU BULLY ME FREAK YOU @#$@#$%
KIP SAYING ME NUB FER WAD I ALSO NOT SO SELDOM PLAY BOOTES -.-
WAD YOU WANNT ME TO DO BULLY MEE AHH USE LV 93 ACC ##

PFFFT!@#!@#$#^R%^*&^!$@#$@#%$#%&%^
PISSED OFF BY AZURE TT_TT WAAHAHAHHAAAA
GO crazy now -.-
AZURE! BRING ME GO WOODBRIDGE HOSPITAL ;D!@!@!@!@!@!
WAHAAHAHHAAA
LOL buh byeee ;D
Let's see wadsgonna happen to my audi 7min more with 94% (:
BYEBYEBYE YOUR WASING YR TIME LOOKING AT MY POST OH NOO
HALF OF YR LIFE IS WASTED xD JK BYEEEEE @@!@!@!@

REVIVE

2009-10-29T10:12:00.001+08:00

Hey ! Azure here :p

Holidays are coming ! Be active soon ok .

WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF EVENTS IN THE HOLIDAYS.
LOOK FORWARD TO IT .

COMPUTER FIXED (:

2009-10-21T20:09:00.002+08:00

Beng here ;DDD
Computer fixed le (; WITH NO L4D D;<

No mre game so like mus dwnload nw... idiotic.. LOL
Ehh azure! You say good luck like too late liao only get luck when we take results ><"
Got a feeling gonna fail ;DDD Hope RAD can go good school xPP

Aiya tomorrow then dwnload audition bah...
If not i need to dwnload for like 437h .____.
BE mre active lehh ><"" I say then i also not active .__.
Aiya i will be some hw active (I guess)

BIKINIBOTTOM JIA YOUS!!! ;DD

are we dead ?

2009-10-11T09:28:00.002+08:00

Azure here :D

Has been a loooong time since the previous post.
Hows exam everyone :) ?

GOOD LUCK TO RAD AND VAN FOR PSLE :D

For me , since my exams are FINALLY finished, lets play alot and recruit more 8D !

Call me names, call me whtever, i dont care.

2009-09-09T21:23:00.007+08:00

oh yes!

-Baby-Oreo- is back..
remembered the story of the 4 boys and the man?
the man - the one who said ' oh, I'm sorry.. now that you have shake my hand, you will die '
OK, I've forgotten where i stopped the story..
just tell you the ending part.
keep you in curiosities. ( mind my spelling please )
the ending part was that the man, John, shaked his own hand.
and he told the lady ' I'm sorry but you will never see me again.. Never '

YES, he died in the end. isn't tht obvious?
whoever hands he shakes will die in 24 hours.
he shaked his own hand, means he's gonna die.
wht more, he told th lazy tht she'll never see him again... NEVER,
but, how he died?
yes, im also curious.
but, the story ends like this.
hope you like this story! (:
more stories coming up once PSLE is over!
( if i can recall wht teacher had told me )

back to th topic.

school holiday is here!
finally...
but.. i rather have school!!!
holiday comes and papers/books came running to you.
DO DO DO, PSLE IS COMING.
DO DO DO, DO ALL FINISH 1st
DO DO DO, NEXT WEEK NEED PASS UP.

omg! aren't you sick of these?
looking at th questions, with words you dont understand.
thts wht i think.. cause, thts wht happened to me...
i hate English Comprehension Open-ended.
so bloody hard sia.
maybe, im just too dumb to answer those questions.
yes, i'm born to be an idiot, useless person who only likes to play computer.
perhaps, things will get better after this year (:

HARI RAYA IS COMING COMING!
I'M LOOKING FORWARD FOR THE HOLIDAY SO THAT I CAN PLAY COMPUTER! XD

p.p

2009-09-08T12:18:00.002+08:00

yawn. so bored . no one's online . . . . . . .
T_T

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updated the blog's music .
you will hear :
Barney , little einstein , amazing grace and good girls go bad .
enjoy

-AZURE

2009-09-07T15:27:00.004+08:00

AHH LUBBS L4D!!!!!!!!
So addctive ;DDD
Morning played with Azure fer a while then she went off then i played Dragonica fer a while and went back to L4D and playy agnn with sum other peoplee ><"

I SERIOUSLY HATE THE TANKER; WITCH; SMOKER;BOMBER I think got mre ><
THEY SERIOUSLY SUCKKK!!!! ;DDD
The tanker killed me like 4-5 tiimes? Then the witch iss like 3-4 times -.- Then witch will be like sitting ther humming then i tot is normal zombiie .__. then when i shoot they will like say -You startled the witch- And that crazy woman will run towards me screamming -.- PATHETIC GET A JOB MANNsxzxzxzxzxzxc
Plus i got burned manyyy times ;DD LOL!!!
To be honest, AZURE IS DAMN PRO KAYYYS?
She aim EXACTLY la ><""
Anyone wanna play go find her ask her train you xDDD
Don believe she pro? go ask Oreo ;DDD
Haiyoohhhh ><''''

Think Oreo jie playing L4D now xDD
She said that everyone is killing her in the L4D even her team members
All of umm summore ><
Good Luck Oreo jiee ;X
Relaxx lurh xD

Didn't take any ss. . . Or maybe I just cant find it..
Oh well xD
Signing off ;
BENG ;DDD

2009-09-05T13:26:00.007+08:00

;DDDD BENG HERE again ;3 Found some pictures and edited it ;DD
Narhh here only got 5 pics :D Hope you guys like it (;

AZURE invaded by aliens xDD
( Still looks happy :X )
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE xD

TANGTANG jie look like shy shy de
xPP

AZURE+ MEE+ OREO jie!!
= Lubbs <33

ME+TANG+AZURE
TANG 1st WAHHHH!!!
Pro xDD Beat Azure x.x
Azure yaoo JiaYou!!!
*Adds oil* ;3

AZURE+Meee
Look like flying xPP

Yeahh thats all hope you all like it (;

LOVES;
BENG ;O

2009-09-04T18:32:00.006+08:00

HEHEHEHEHE . MADNESS WITH OREOOOOO O!!!!

-Azure♥

buahahha :P

anyone who wans to

join us in l4d

can msn me or

drop a tag in the box :)

2009-09-03T21:19:00.004+08:00

AGAIN TO POST CUZ FEELING BORED x.x

Feeling bored so went to find pictures again ;X

Look so funnnnyyy x.x

Having damn loads of trouble dwnloading L4D. . .

Ytd made Azure blood boil >.<"

Paisehh :3 I know i damn blardy blurr

<- Spongebob like got spider web on his hands >__>

I dono lehh i don bother see through all the pics so manyy ><"" Lazy :3 . . .

I hate my computer fer some how ;DD It sucks -.- cant extract .__.

Okay. . . Now trying to dwnload L4D .__.

Soooo buh byeee (:

-BENG

2009-09-03T15:00:00.007+08:00

BACKKKKK (:

I done another picture ;DD

Azure say skin colour suppose to be white? Then i remake le!!! ;DD

So funn doing it :3

Narhhs here's picture :

WAHAHAHA xPP
Silence look abit funnyy x.x
Abitt odd ><""
I acutally have no idea wads up with that bunny overthere beside Silence and mee
;# I like bunnies :3 So went to put xDD
Dono if you all can read the below the picture
The one in orange outline and pink word it says:
= BIKINI BOTTOM <33

Oreo jie I cant find your butterfly that brown sandals thingg the side gort butterfly de x.X
So i randomly put cash de :3
Everyone the look change except Silence ;X
Sorry, cuz I dono what kind of clothes you have so yeahh....
BUH BYEEEEESS;
Going audi le! (;
HOPES YOU LIKE THE PICTURESS!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :3

With loves♥;
BENGBENG♥

2009-09-02T16:55:00.005+08:00

FINALLY BACK KAYS, (: BENG HERE ;DD

Just made pictures :3

AZURE SILENCE BENGBENG TANGTANG OREO

Looks funny ;X
Oreo jie say all should put diff pose (:
Agreed! but no time -.- Idiotic sis wanna snatch internet so yeahh mus giv her now -.-
Nextime i got time i go make agn (:
*Note: I din even go to anyone acc xD Jus radomly put that much that i can rmb :3
And ehh SILENCE pic i donno the bottom and shoes so roughly put (:
Azure special cuz Master xP
Look like prayying x.x
Kay la gtg le Buh byeeessss
XOXO;
BENG <33

2009-09-02T15:25:00.000+08:00

TANGTANG- is here to update !~
Haha , it was forced by -AZURE the master of BikiniBottom :X .
Err , the fam was so inactive in audition lerh .
Quite disappointed barh .
Hmmm , nothinq to write lerh .
Just hope to see more BikiniBottom's members online durinq September holidays .

RECRUIT RECRUIT RECRUIT !~

♥TANGTANG-

HEHEHEHE

2009-09-01T21:40:00.006+08:00

Retardation in L4D with Oreo :o

MADNESS @@ !! -Azure

2009-09-01T15:22:00.000+08:00

hualala

2009-09-01T15:04:00.001+08:00

AZURE IS BACK :D !!

but not u guys :(

Edited : TANGTANG- IS ALWAYS BACK :D !~

me proves meself that me is good in perfects .

wee :x

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Lahahahahahalalalala . please online .

we need more ss .

600k MORE TO BULLETIN . JYJY :D

Azure's back

2009-08-27T07:56:00.001+08:00

yay . IM NOW ACTIVE . LETS RECRUIT AND HAVE FUN :D

-Azure♥

ahhh

2009-08-13T17:48:00.000+08:00

SURPRIZE ! Azure's here .

ahh~ . so lazy to post and update this mothaar faarrking blog .
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzZzZzZzzzZ

lol
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ANYWAY .
playing resident evil FOURRRRRRRRzxcxcxczxczxcxxzc

and silent hill 2 , which is a total mind fuck . TOTALLY.
u on the music and its like a big plank goes in your ear and fucks around .

OH YEA. passing the master role to someone .
ANYONE ?

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yea . imma go save ashley now ; if u get my drift .

asdf.

new members :D

2009-07-22T22:41:00.000+08:00

welcome new members !

-AZURE♥

---
yes . haven update . but . welcome -.-

:D

2009-07-17T17:06:00.000+08:00

song changed. so it wont be so bored :B
would load abit slow , but thr's still music o_o !

-AZURE

2009-07-16T21:41:00.001+08:00

bored :D

-AZURE

for you oreo (rad) :D

jy for your psle :) ! ♥

DEAD LOL

2009-07-16T15:12:00.000+08:00

Its sooo dead D:
-AZURE

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ok anyway , Im back to audi :) so , hooray !
recruiting starts this sat/sun .
so on9 ok !

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2009-07-15T15:42:00.000+08:00

BACKS FOR A DAMN LONG TIME x.x
Myy internet spoil -.- then must share with my damn sister x.x
And Azure :3
THE BLOG IS KIND OF DEAD >__>
LOL yeahh.....

With Loves,
BENGBENG (L)

mia-sation.

2009-07-14T18:44:00.000+08:00

yes . im back . well , for awhile .
-AZURE

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Sorry for the long mia(s) . & there'll still be more .
Currently not that active :o all thanks to the great
Mr Khoo aka Gay Green Monster , whose constantly treating my
class like slave labours and doing all sorts of work .
From journal work to class work to homework and to projects
and to assignments .
YES. WELCOME BACK TO HELL .
& to top it all off , i've now 7projects in my hands . untouched .
good grieve . . .

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If anyone of u is like ... playing Left4Dead , f.e.a.r (2), CS or wdv crap
steam games ,
add me !

x-CHOLE :D !

sorry .

2009-07-07T18:27:00.000+08:00

ahhh.. school . . .
-AZURE

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sorry bikini.bottom-nians @_@
this few days very very inactive in audi D:
psps

killing time

2009-07-05T15:41:00.000+08:00

Just killing time until 6pm (:
-AZURE

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New Planet Found!

Astronauts have discovered a new planet 5 million km away from mars! This planet has a bluish glow and is roughly the same size of earth. People are naming it Azuriie, after the great AZURE. Scientists have also confirmed that there is LIFE on the planet! This is a great discovery! Once we destroy whatever life is there with plasma tanks and bio-bombs, we can commence the great migration, where every single human being on this world will migrate to Azuriie.
Except for all the gays. They can stay and rot.

The properties of the species that are living on Azuriie are going to be revealed soon, so keep your eyes peeled. For now we will continue on the planet itself.

This is the story.

Famous astronaut Swudiwudipudipong and his crew were in a spaceship travelling around and drinking tiger beer, when suddenly it gets as cold as hell. Swudiwudipudipong removes the blinds and looks out to see the strange planet looming before him, blocking out the sun's rays. Everyone shouted, "Wow! Wtf! It's a new planet! We shall name it Azuriie! It's 5 million km away from Mars!"

Unfortunately everyone froze before they could make the journey. But the radio was on, and the people down on earth heard everything. They made a special spaceship with super-heaters, and managed to land safely on Azuriie. It was as cold as dark as the moon, but there was water, trees and small insects! The leader jumped for joy at this discovery, but he soon found out that the gravity on this planet is like that in CS. When you jump, you go high as shit. Everyone was almost 54 times lighter than they usually were. The leader jumped for joy and he floated up slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly. His crew members watched him go up with binoculars.

The leader kept going up until he hit the planet's atmosphere. Now, Azuriie's atmosphere is different from earth's. It is like a glass wall. The leader hit his head against the atmosphere and his blood spewed everywhere like a grotesque christmas decoration. The crew members laughed with joy and continued their journey into this strange planet. Several of them accidently jumped and died the same way, but 2 astronauts survived, and their story is extremely exciting.

Catch it on the next Bikini.Bottom.News TONIGHT!

popular demands.

2009-07-05T15:35:00.000+08:00

>due to popular demands , here's why Dave MingChang killed his bestfriend .
-AZURE

...
ok maybe's theres no reason , but he was sentenced to prison for 2hours .
oh & , for being rude to the officer , he was given a death sentence .

joke .

2009-07-05T00:38:00.000+08:00

just to spice up some fun .
-AZURE
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Boy kills best friend!

A 9 year old boy has been arrested for brutally murdering his best friend. His parents freaked out when they saw the charges. When they discovered the truth, they immediately disowned the child. The boy, named Dave MingChang, was brought to the police station to interrogate the child. Here is the interrogation.

Police: Why did you kill this boy?

Dave Mingchang: He stole my damn mickey mouse toy. It was my favourite one too!

Police: So you killed this boy because he stole your toy.

Dave Mingchang: Are you serious? No. I killed him because I wanted to. Got problem , officer?

Police: I request you do not speak so rudely to your elders.

Dave Mingchang: Oh yeah? Then why dont you crawl into a hole and just die?

Police: Alright boy, last chance. Why did you kill this boy, really?

Dave Mingchang: Sigh. I killed him because...

Police: Because?

Dave Mingchang: Because you're such a damn loser. Get a life you n00b.

Police: That's it boy. You're going to prison. Tomorrow you'll be shaking hands with your cellmate and I hope it's a gay.

Dave Mingchang: No officer! I'm truly sorry! I'll tell you how I killed him!

Police: You do that, and I might just give you a chance. Now speak.

Dave Mingchang: I killed him because..

Police: Because?

Dave Mingchang: Because you're such a fatass.

Police: Enjoy prison, you dirty little b!tch.

Dave Mingchang: No! No! I'm sorry officer! I'm just being mad! I'll tell you!

Police: SPEAK NOW YOU LITTLE FREAK.

Dave Mingchang: It's because you wet your pants when you saw a unicorn!

Police: AHHHH YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS!

Dave Mingchang: And you're such a baby. Grow up. I killed him because..

Police: ...

Dave Mingchang: Because my mother had an illness, and he..

Police: ...He?

Dave Mingchang: HE SLAPPED YOUR LITTLE FACE!

Police: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

...

Such is the story.

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^p.s kinda lengthy :\

tag & comment :D

2009-07-04T16:58:00.000+08:00

YO GUYS -Baby-Oreo- HERE IS TRYING TO MAKE THE BLOG ALIVEE!

Hellos guys~
The same thing I'll do every morning, PLAY AUDI!
Its the fun-est game eh~
Played with my friend~
Ok. Now tell story! LOL ~ My teacher told us this story and I liked it alot.

Theres 4 best friend together, christian, sam, alex and tim.
Every year, they will celebrate together , e.g drink wine tgt, play tgt
But one year, christian was sick, so he could not meet sam, alex and tim.
Sam, alex and tim den decided to go w/o christian to celebrate, but when they wants to play cards tgt, they are short of one player. They then saw a stranger, which they never see before siting on a chair reading a magazine with a red wine, alex then asked sam to ask the stranger over with them to play cards.
Quickly, sam walked toward the stranger and politely asked ' Excuse me, me and my friends are playing cards tgt but we are short of one player, do you mind to join us?' ' Yes , of course, why not? ' said the stranger. So sam put his hand out, saying ' My name is Sam. ' When the stranger saw sam's hand out, his face turned pale and he quickly put his hands behind his back and replied ' Sorry sam, I cannot touch your hand, and my name is John. '
And of course, sam feels that john is abit ku ku brain.
Than while alex and tim was setting the cards on the table, john and sam came, politely, alex and tim put their hands out saying ' My name is tim/alex ' When john saw their hands, his hands went back to his back, and replied ' I cannot shake your hands, my name is John' Also, alex and tim felt john was abit ku ku.
They played cards tgt and John was always the winner of the game. It was then getting late and alex went up to john and say ' Wahh john! today your luck very good , keep winning! wah you today win 5000 dollars!' quickly, he shoke john's hand. John face was pale, and he said ' Im sorry alex, but you will die in 24 hours.' Alex think that this guy is kuku, so he said, how could it be? aiyah, dont believe him lahs.
quickly, john ran out and sam ran after john
sam asked john that why did he said this stuff?
John said ' Its true, if you dont believe me, i can prove it to you.'
john went to the back of the place, there's a shaggy dog there finding for food. John went towards the shaggy dog and pat it, took one of the paws and shoke its hands. and said to sam, when i shake humans hand they will die in 24 hours, to animals, 1 hour. after 1hour, you come back here.
sam den went in back to the place where alex and tim was, after drinking for a long time, they was about to go back home. while walking to the carpark, sam remembered wad john told him, he see his watch and it was already 1hour, he quickly told tim and alex to go back 1st. Sam then quickly rush to the back of the place and saw the dog there lying on the floor, he was shocked and went up to the dog to see whether theres any injuries, but there was none, sam than quickly call his friend to help him find all the infomations about john. quickly his friend pass him the thick layer of paper to sam which contains all john's informations. sam read all the papers and realize something about john. It was,

STOPPED! Will continue in the next -EPISODE-
THANKYOU! HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STORY!
WITH LOVES
-Baby-Oreo-

XOXO

ok ANW

2009-07-01T22:31:00.001+08:00

-AZURE-ing.

OK . that previous post was just to vent my anger on some random noobs who called me mad for having a 1.4mil bemylover req . i mean if u people cant do it then dun say mad . is you you you nooooob laa.

lol back to the topic .

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Well , to put in some laughter in this DEAD FAM BLOG ,
lets start of with ME , writing some funny crap that make u laugh :D !

here goes ...
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The BIKINIBOTTOM.NEWS Guide to Surviving a Zombie Invasion Zombies.

Scientists have scientifically proven the scientific existence of such a creature. Before we begin our tutorial to surviving the apocalyptic dawn of the zombies, we must start by learning about our freakish foes of foom.

Classic Zombie
Increased strength
Slow Immune to most things like bullets, poison, and Cheese Crackers
Loves good healthy brains for dinner (preferably brains of lazy people; less dense brain cells to chew)
Stupid as shit

Modern Zombie
Normal strength
Fast Slightly immune to bullets.
Will drop dead in the presence Cheese Crackers
Stupid as shit

ODD Zombie
Super strength
Super fast
Totally immune to everything (except Insectosaurus toys)
Able to totally pwn everything
This one's smarter than dear ol' Albert himself

BIKINIBOTTOM.NEWS predicts that the zombie invasion will occur at approximately 2015, so it is important to pass this guide down to the next generation so that they can survive. BIKINIBOTTOM.NEWS believes that a certain gas known as the Cyrusus Suksors will be released by crazed anarchists and 9/10 of the world's population will mutate into zombies. 60% will become classic zombies, 39.9% modern zombies, and a mere 0.1% as ODD zombies. Still, 0.1% is around... 6 million people. There willl be six million ODD zombies. The world will be doomed. But if you follow completely this tutorial, you might have a chance to survive!

Survivor Classes
There are different types of survivors. You will have to choose one specialty.

The Melee-Everything-Around Survivor
As the name suggests, the Melee-Everything-Around Survivor melees everything around. A Zombie's rage will overcome his ability to think, and the zombie will simply rush at you to either bite you (Classic Zombies do this) or hit you (Modern Zombies). At this, you will have to deliver a sharp shove or stab with your knife to any zombies approaching you at dangerous distances. The zombie will rear back, and it will give the other exterminating survivors a chance to kill it.

The Slinger
This survivor is adept at killing zombies with great speed and accuracy. A single projectile to a weak point of the Zombie can end it's reign of terror immediately. The only problem is that the Slinger will have to employ virtually every drop of concentration to have a steady shot. The survivor will have no time to defend itself from Zombie attacks.

The Marksman
A simple survivor with a gun. Although not as efficient at killing Zombies as the Slinger, this bugger will be able to keep Zombies at a distance away, while also able to defend him or herself at close combat.

The WTFBBQ Survivor
This survivor will run into the middle of a Zombie crowd just to attract attention. Very useful if a diversion is needed. This survivor is crazy.

The Shoot-Everything-That-Moves-Including-Teammates Survivor
It is recommended that you do not become this survivior...

Formations

Two people - The Duo of Death One
(1) Melee-Everything-Around survivor, One(1) Marksman
Travel side by side Melee-Everything-Around survivor must protect the Marksman . Marksman must shoot everything that moves NOT including your teammates or any other sane humans.

Three People - The Steadies One
(1) Melee-Everything-Around survivor, Two(2) Marksman
Travel in Triangle formation. Melee-Everything-Around survivor must protect the two Marksmen Marksmen must shoot everything that moves NOT including your teammates or any other sane humans.

Four People - The Quadruple of Steadies One
(1) Melee-Everything-Around survivor, One(1) Marksman, Two(2) Slingers Travel in Square formation Melee-Everything-Around survivor must protect everyone. Yeah, everyone. Marksmen must shoot everything that moves NOT including your teammates or any other sane humans. Maybe shoot a survivor if he or she is being bitchy.

Five People - The LOL Gang Five
(1) Shoot-Everything-That-Moves-Including-Teammates survivors. No formation, just shoot everything that moves.

More than five people - The LOLx2 Gang
Everyone become WTFBBQ survivor. You're sure to make it through the day with that many diversions.

The Classic Zombie is surprisingly immune to Cheese Crackers, but it is still very slow, and can be easily taken out by a chainsaw. The chainsaw must slice directly perpendicular to the ground, and through the neck, taking out various blood vessels that transport the Cyrusus Suksors molecules. This will instantly kill a Classic Zombie, but there are more efficient ways to do the job. For instance, have you ever tried peanuts? If you are any good at throwing things, you might want to consider becoming a Slinger in the Zombie Times. A peanut straight to the left eye of a zombie can short out the pupil, which is the main storage space of the Cyrusus Suksors molecules. The zombie has a 100% chance of going unconscious on the spot. It also has a 0.01% chance to revert back to a human mind. This only works on the Classic Zombies. Another way to kill Classic Zombies is to slap them where it hurts most - that's right - on their knee! The Classic Zombie's bones are rather awkwardly arranged. Slapping them on the knee will immediately create a jolt to the arm that is awkwardly connected to the knee. The arm will then whip back, smashing the Zombie's eye and shorting out the pupil. This is by far the lousiest way to kill a Classic Zombie. This is the best way. Act like a zombie and groan in a zombie-like way. Male zombies will believe that you are a female zombie and they will kill each other to get you. They don't go for the real female zombies because the real female zombies sux. Once they all gather around you, whip out a chainsaw and BRUM BRUM BRUMMM those bastards!

A Modern Zombie is a much more challenging opponent, he will need to be dealt with extra strong Cheese Crackers. Each extra strong Cheese Cracker will act as a single WTFBBQ survivor, it will cause a great great awesome awesome WTFBBQ diversion when thrown. The Zombies will kill each other for a bite, LOL!

If you see an ODD Zombie... just turn into Shoot-Everything-That-Moves-Including-Teammates survivors. You will
1) Slow the ODD Zombie by a few seconds
2) Kill your teammates and save them a whole lot less pain
3) Empty your gun so that the next survivor that picks it up can't use it. It's YOUR gun, why let anybody else shoot it?

OK, that's all for today, folks! Any questions, leave a comment! Thank you for reading The Oddboard Guide to Surviving a Zombie Invasion! Have a great time surviving!

P.S. Everything here is purely fictional. If there is a real Zombie Invasion, eat brocolli. Broccoli, broccolie, broco roco rico pie!

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rate and comment :D ?

zzz

2009-07-01T22:23:00.001+08:00

by -AZURE
to all those noobs who say 1.4m bml is siao ,
u can quit audi sua .
and dun say b.b siao -.-
u noooobs .

actually i just uploaded it for fun :x
long time ago . 24june ? i think so .

omfg ? :D

2009-06-29T18:42:00.001+08:00

Hi . -AZURE here .

schoold re-opened .
WELCOME BACK TO HELL EVERYONE .
Let's see what's waiting for us . . .

9 piles of homework .
56 hours worth of lecture.
472 hours worth of talking.
89 hours worth of remidial.
90 hours worth of supplementry classes.
48 gallons of sweat produced due crazy PE teacher.
90 thousand strands of hair dropped , due to crazy MATHS teacher.
& those teachers are 101% bian tai to torture us ...

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Azure's case .

teacher " welcome back class "
class " afternoon ms gee "
teacher " good news and bad news "
class " ...?? "
teacher " good news is , the english test is postponed "
class " WOOOAOAOAOAOAHH !!! "
teacher " bad news is , SUPRIZE LIT TEST EVERYONE ! 10% OF THIS
GOES TO UR PPR !! "
class " WHATTHE----"
teacher " quick quick . seperate ur tables "

& as u can see , we got a suprize lit test .
& i bet everyone got zero .

teacher " u guys dont be so sad ok . you've got lots of other test to pull u up :) "

I BET SHE'S TOTALLY LAUGHING INSIDE HER TWISTED MEDIOTIC MIND .

yes ms gee . u're the sickiest single teacher i've ever seen . EVER

OH U BETCHA . she is single&alone . which caused her to go
kuku in the brain .

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i hop ms gee dont read this .

2009-06-27T22:34:00.001+08:00

Haha . This is the first time im postinq .
Was beinq asked to post by -Baby-Oreo-`Mei .
Dont have any pictures to be uploaded >< .
Tomorrow Me and -AZURE will be goinq to JB so we wont be online .
June Holidays goinq to end after 2 more days .
Hope most of the members will continue stayinq active in -BikiniBottom- :D .
At least mark attendance once you quys have enter in Audition .
Lastly , hope -BikiniBottom- Members will do well in their studies .
Play hard and Study hard :D .

TANGTANG- Gonna miss those funns and jokes with -BikiniBottom- .

♥♥♥ -BikiniBottom-

OMFG

2009-06-27T12:19:00.000+08:00

NOOOO . Monday is coming T_T!!
Hope you guys still active >.>
good luck for your major exams :)

& i still havent chiong my hw. omfgwtfbbqohno Y.Y

-AZURE

2009-06-26T15:06:00.000+08:00

-Baby-Oreo- HERE!

YOO GUYS! IM BACK WITH -MANY- PHOTOS XD
THESE ARE YESTERDAY PHOTOS :D

NIANG!?!? Why are you looking at CHERRRRRRY!? PLAY YOUR GAME!!

Boss, you like to disturb CHERRRRRRY uhs? See luh, you almost fall down!!

So now, did you had a fall or picking up something?!

ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR BUTT!?! XD

ROLL ROLL ROLL A BOAT ~ ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IS FUN YEAH?

SEE UH~ Their body so soft ;DD

ERMMS CHERRRRRRY!! What are you doing there? ><

HEHESS~ ENJOYED THE PHOTOS?!

Will upload more photos soon :DD

SEE YAH :D

WITH LOVESSSS

OREO

xin ku lerr <3

2009-06-26T14:19:00.000+08:00

waa beng :D u so hardworking <3
go ally so many ppl . hhaha
GOOD WORK :D

by -AZURE

PICTUERS (BEFORE AND AFTER)

2009-06-26T13:51:00.000+08:00

Heyyohs Back posting some old pictures i posted b4 but edit it :DD
Let me show you BEFORE and AFTER! :D

BEFORE:

PICTURE ONE:

PICTURE TWO:

PICTURE THREE:

PICTURE FOUR:

AND AFTER ...:

PICTUTE ONE:

BLUE PRINT (:

PICTURE TWO:

COLOUR SKETCH

PICTURE THREE:

PAINTINGS :3

PICTURE FOUR:

CARTOON :DDD

WAHAHAHA!!! THE END!! :D

Too lazy do other ss x.x

Nice horh must comment :3 xD

With Loves;

---BENGBENG

2009-06-25T22:11:00.000+08:00

HELLOS :D, -Baby-Oreo- Here :D !!

Nice FM?!

Wahh. so proud, tell you all smile dont want smile. Instead look away =.=

Okays , finally done what I'm suppose to T_T

ltr boss scold me D=

Still got many photos, will post next timmy~

CYA :DD

WITH LOVEEES :DD
OREO!

what the f*** .

2009-06-25T16:15:00.000+08:00

By . -AZURE

WELCOME --Silence-D- into BIKINI BOTTOM :D !!

After much consideration , me and tang have come up
with additional req .

diva - up & down 800k
be my lover (edited) 890k

Please note that be my lover is the last song we wanna use ._.
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happy auditioning :D

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& to beng .
I know u like to joke lar . & i also can take jokes , but not all .
You know i see all those pictures i alr bth wan go audi kan u le ,
then u still put '' HAHAH ITS SO FUN INSULTING AZURE ''...
Hello BikiniBottom-nians . Azure is funny , is crazy , is kind , but
too , have a temper . ok ?

2009-06-25T14:28:00.000+08:00

WAHAHAHA I VANDILISED YOU AZURE!!!! WAHAHAHAHA:3

OREO JIEHxx

YOU LOSE THEN ANGRY x.x

CAUGHT YOU!!!

CHERRY!!!!

TANG TANG JIEH<333>

BLAHBLAHXZXZXZXZX BYE!!!!!

edited:// I not even her nu er liao lorh zzzz

*POOFS I'M GONE!!!!!*

---BENGBENG

PICTURE

2009-06-24T23:39:00.000+08:00

Me & Tang ; fooling around
by -AZURE

if u cant see WHAT BENG SAID ...
---BENGBENG : IM BORN 9 JUN 1997 !

BY AZURE :D

ME & TANG

2009-06-24T13:49:00.000+08:00

ME+-AZURE+-BABY-OREO-+-ROT-Egg+some other peeps playing with us ^^

Wanted to team and then -AZURE accidentally rejected. -.-"

HALF WAY I DC-ED SO CANT TEAM T__T

Finally team-ed :3

-BABY-OREO-+ -AZURE+-CHERRY+SHIROI+BANANA+-JUNN

Playing trying to pass recruit x.x

WAKAKAKA. . .

ALL MISSED CFM!!

Or issit fm .__.

Dono xD

BANANA doing CFM <33

In the end:

1st) Banana

2nd) -CHERRY

3rd) -AZURE

4th) -JUNN

5th)SHIROI

6th) -BABY-OREO

I took like 1h 30min to do this manxzxzxzx

x.x Dono what i doing actually :X

And -AZURE said that the girls uniform can where anything but must show belly can le for shirt and the rest are up to you.

Then I not sure for the boys I heard that must wear dono what naked... (I HAVE SERIOUSLY NO IDEA!!! xDD)

Blahx blahxxzxzxzxzx

Nothing to post ^^

A piece of letter to my dear -CHERRY,

Sorry for breaking team -CHERRY x.x . . . -AZURE wanted to join competition with me and we wanted team but you were unactive x.x

So sorry (: CHEERS :3

So in the end we team-ed with -BABY-OREO- (:

SORRY DAMN LOADSXZXZXZXZX

LURVES;

---BENGBENG

PICTURES OF THE CENTRY

2009-06-24T13:45:00.000+08:00

PICTURE TIME :D by -AZURE
-AZURE , TANGTANG- , -CHERRY , -Baby-Oreo , -MOCHA-xx3
CAUGHT IN ACTION :D

looks like . we got ourself a new blog picture for us :D ^

WELL .. THATS IT :D

& welcome cherry -.- HAPPY ? LOL -.-

2009-06-24T13:41:00.000+08:00

ELLOS GUYSSS ! -Baby-Oreo- HERE~
Remember tuhh p0st s0methinng everytime whn eur here tuhh visit derhhs bl0g :D
Anyways, t0day played with s0me 0f derhhs JR & BOSS , t00k s0me ph0t0s but lazy upl0ad. LOL! I kn0w luhhs. I very lazyy~
Hopefully, -AZURE ( SPONGEBOB / BOSS ) will upl0ad derhhs ph0t0s :D
Okkays, anyways, c0ntinue eur auditi0ning and remember tuhh be backk here f0r m0re inf0rmati0ns. Just type 0n derhhs tag b0x anything uue wanna know ( NO private questions please) and BOSS 0r us will reply y0u!

WITH MANY LOVESSSSS
-BABY-OREO- :DD

First step to glory .

2009-06-23T19:21:00.000+08:00

YES . HELLO :D AZURE HERE !!

First off ,

WELCOME
-Insanity
AhPuuNeh
-ROT-Egg

woooo :DD !!! -high-

& what u guys think of this blog :P hoho
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Next , sorry if we cant get a chnnl or fb . Cos i sarrrkkzxczx at buying chnnl T_T psps . thanks for understanding ♥!

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Last but not least , remember that our gathering chnnl is at FREE3 .

But why free 3 ?
Good question . Cos thats the chnnl i made this fam and recruit :D !

& again , welcome newcomers :D !!

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2009-06-23T19:03:00.000+08:00

YOHS x.x GOING HYPERR <3333
---BENGBENG HERE :DDDDD
LOVES BIKINI♥BOTTOM LOADSxzxzxzxzxzxz
SPONGEBOB :3
xD -AZURE!!!!
WHYE MAKE ME MRS PUFF x.x
Lol din noe that till nowww (:

Bye x.x
Need tuuh Eat :DD

<333 ♥---BENGBENG♥

22.JUN.09

2009-06-23T12:38:00.001+08:00

updating later .

-AZURE

2009-06-02T14:09:00.000+08:00

Welcome to -UNTOUCHED- FAMILY (: